Green Wing (2004)

S1E7 Tangled Webs

Statham is still hung up on Joanna and spends his days trying to win her back through various antics, like pretending to hang himself and belting out ‘All By Myself’ with a megaphone. He even challenges Lyndon to a tug-of-war for her affection. However, everything changes when he meets the hospital chaplain, Cordelia, and finds himself smitten again. Meanwhile, Caroline is feeling maternal but conflicted about who could be the ideal father. While she's still taken with Mac, she’s also intrigued by Guy and his fabricated ‘layers,’ which he uses to charm her into a countryside date. Martin receives his exam results, which Sue holds hostage for a while, only to learn he’s failed again—after Guy has tricked him into believing he passed. And throughout the hospital, a cardboard cut-out of Jesus keeps appearing unexpectedly.